What lie brought you here today?
- Matthew Cooper told me he's a musician.
- Matthew Cooper told me he's an "artist"
- Matthew Cooper told me he's an engineer
- Matthew Cooper told me he's a photographer
- Matthew Cooper told me his name is CanMan
- Matthew Cooper told me he's a scientist
- Matthew Cooper told me could help me
- Matthew Cooper told me he was God.
- Matthew Cooper told me he was Satan.